Once Upon a Time there was a beautiful and kind young lady and a charming and nice young man. The lady was a busy career woman and lived a very large city and sometimes it's just, y'know, hard to meet people. The man was really a very nice guy. He just hadn't met the right woman to appreciate his…erm…niceness.
Then one day, they both created online dating profiles, met up, got married, and lived happily ever after.
I can't help it. The story just doesn't have the right ring to it.
